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The Skandian religion is a polytheistic religion found only in Skandia. It appears to be heavily based upon real-world Old Norse Religion. There are at least two "ranks" of Skandian gods,[1] though it is unclear what determines rank.

Pantheon[]

Gods[]

  • The Vallas: The Vallas are the Supreme deities in the Skandian religion. They are the gods of vengeance, with appearances depicting a shark, a bear and a vulture.[2]
    • Vallasvow: A Vallasvow is a swear of total vengeance. It is taken when one hates another so badly that they swear be avenged, not just on the person who has wronged them, but on every member of their family as well. Once made, if the person making the vow should ever recant, the Vallas will take them and their family instead of the original victims.[2] Oberjarl Ragnak took a Vallasvow against King Duncan after the events of The Battle of Thorntree. A Vallasvow, however, can only be taken against treachery or murder.[3]
  • Bungall: A minor deity, generally referred to as the god of acting in an embarrassing manner. He is known to have a braided beard, which is sometimes referenced on the rare occasion that his name is invoked.[4]
  • Gorlog: A second rank god. Unlike many gods, Gorlog has no specialized skills.[1] Many of his features, such as his beard, teeth, breath, and claws, are often invoked as exclamations of shock.
  • Hulde: The goddess of the dead. Certain charms are believed to be able to protect the wearer from her.[5]
  • Loki: A second rank god. He is considered to be The Liar.[1]
  • Orlog: A minor deity, said to be the lesser known brother of Gorlog. He is typically only invoked in moments of great stress or surprise, often in conjunction with Gorlog.[6]
  • Ullr: A second rank god. He is considered to be The Hunter.[1]
  • Tharon: The god of Thunder. His weapon of choice is a hammer.[7]
  • Thalga: The goddess of sailors and travelers.[8]

Demigods[]

  • Lorgan: An unpleasant demigod also used in exclaiming shock or surprise. He is known to have bloodred, dripping fangs.[9]
  • Perlins and Gertz: The demigods of ice and snow. They are often invoked in conjunction with one another.[10]
  • Sontod: The demigod of dance and movement.[11] As with most demigods, she was known to have bad breath and yellow fangs.[12]

Other Beings[]

  • Demons:[12] Little is known about them, and as such their exact status in Skandian folklore is unclear.
  • Goblins: a monstrous creature from Skandian folklore. They are often invoked when counting seconds, ie: "one jolly goblin, two jolly goblins..."[13]

Beliefs[]

Skandians believed a man must die with his weapon in hand if his soul were not to wander in torment for eternity.[14]

Additionally, some Skandians wear protective necklace charms to ward Hulde off, though it is unclear if they are meant for Hulde specifically, or as a general means of protection.[5]

Myths and Legends[]

  • The Great Blue Whale: A fable that accounts for the tide. The Great Blue Whale is believed to be a giant whale the size of a castle. He breathes in water, then spits it out through his blowhole. When he breathes in, the tide goes out, and returns once he breathes out.[15]
  • Griselda: A popular children's tale about Griselda, a sleeping maiden who needed the kiss of true love to awaken. It appears to be based on Sleeping Beauty.[16]
  • World Turtle: It is a commonly held belief among Skandians that the entire world exists on the back of a giant turtle and that if one were to travel too far in any direction they would fall off the edge of the world.

Practices[]

After one died, they would be placed upon a funeral pyre, without cleansing the body. If the body was damaged or otherwise unclean in some way, there would be no attempt to clean it.[17] Last respects could be paid at the pyre prior to burning.[18] Traditionally, there is a three-day period of mourning to allow jarls from outlying settlements time to reach Hallasholm in time for the election.[19] In Skandian tradition, this takes the form of a lot of drinking and many enthusiastic recounting events in the deceased's life.[20]

If one were to die in battle as a berserker, they would gain instant entry to the highest level of Skandian heaven.[21]

References[]

  1. 1.0 1.1 1.2 1.3 The Outcasts, chapter 2 - "Gorglog was one of the second rank of Skandian gods, like Ullr the hunter of Loki the liar, although unlike them, Gorlog had no specialized skills."
  2. 2.0 2.1 The Icebound Land, chapter 11 - "'The Vallas, boy, are the three gods of vengeance. They take the form of a shark, a bear, and a vulture.'"
  3. The Icebound Land, chapter 9 - "'A Vallasvow is only to be taken against treachery or murder.'"
  4. The Invaders, chapter 20 - "'Oh Bungall's braided beard,' he muttered. Bungall was a minor deity, generally referred to as the god of acting in an embarrassing manner."
  5. 5.0 5.1 The Outcasts, chapter 37 - "Hulde was the goddess of the dead, and definitely not someone you would ever want close behind you. Hal noticed that Gort surreptitiously touched a protective charm he worse round his neck at the mention of her name."
  6. The Outcasts, chapter 21 - "Orlog was Gorlog's lesser-known brother, only invoked in moments of great stress or surprise."
  7. The Invaders, chapter 10 - "'Tharon has a hammer.' Tharon was the god of thunder."
  8. The Caldera, chapter 9 - "Thalga was the Skandian goddess of sailors and travelers, and this was Hannah's standard farewell when her son left home."
  9. The Outcasts, chapter 17 - "'Lorgan's dripping, bloodred fangs, boy!' he bellowed, invoking a highly unpleasant Skandian demigod."
  10. The Invaders, chapter 26 - "'Perlins and Gertz!' Jesper replied, invoking the Skandian demigods of snow and ice."
  11. Return of the Temujai, chapter 19 - "'She's the demigod of dance and movement.'"
  12. 12.0 12.1 Return of the Temujai, chapter 19 - "'To answer your question, yes. She does have bad breath. Most demigods and demons do. It does with their big yellow fangs.'"
  13. The Outcasts, chapter 32 - "'One jolly goblin. Two jolly goblins. Three jolly goblins...' Edvin counted off the seconds in a flat monotone, using his own formula to time the gaps."
  14. The Burning Bridge, chapter 33 - "Will knew that Skandians believed a man must die with his weapon in hand if his soul were not to wander in torment for eternity."
  15. The Icebound Land, chapter 7 - "'But the Great Blue Whale is something else again. He's as big as one of your castles. He breathes the water in and then spits it out through a hole in the top of his head.'"
  16. The Hunters, chapter 8 - "'She's the sleeping maiden in a very popular Skandian children's tale,' he told her. 'She needed the kiss of true love to awaken her.'"
  17. Oakleaf Bearers, chapter 39 - "As was the Skandian custom, the body was laid on his cremation pyre as it was--without any attempt to clean away the blood or the mire of battle."
  18. Oakleaf Bearers, chapter 39 - "The four Araluens were invited to pay their last respects to the dead Oberjarl and they stood silently for a few moments before the massive pile of pitch-soaked pine logs, gazing up at the still figure."
  19. Oakleaf Bearers, chapter 39 - "The funeral rituals went on for three days. This was a tradition that had been established to allowed jarls from outlying settlements time to reach Hallasholm and participate in the election of the next Oberjarl."
  20. Oakleaf Bearers, chapter 39 - "But tradition called for a three day mourning period--which, in Skandia, took the form of a lot of drinking and much enthusiastic recounting of the deceased's prowess in battle."
  21. Oakleaf Bearers, chapter 39 - "'Besides, Ragnak died in battle, as a berserker, and that's a fate that every true Skandian would envy. It gains him instant entry to the highest level of their version of heaven.'"
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